Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

desktop closet stuffing

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.

Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.

by JohnJJS January 3, 2012

Cincinnati turbo stuffer

When a large man with a beard stuffs both his hands into his own bung and the sound he makes sounds like a turbo spooling.

Dude! Did you see Chris English doin the Cincinnati turbo stuffer to himself?? That was hot!

by Wf123190 July 12, 2017

the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019

Charlotte Chub Stuffer

When a woman stuffs her feces down a mans urethra, typically the penis is at half chub

“Man I can’t wait to go to my girls house, she always gives me a Charlotte Chub Stuffer”

by RabbiDrewski October 17, 2019

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021