strange woman

see prostitute

I have an irrational fear of STRANGE WOMEN.

by teac77 March 19, 2004

Stranger

The act of sitting on or dipping youre hand in ice then masterbating.

"Who the hell is that" Oh ya me I love the stranger

by Johnny Redcorn October 16, 2007

Friendly Stranger

When a male sits on his hand long enough to lose the sensation of feeling and then masturbates. Gives the effect of receiving a hand job from another.

Hey Joe, it's hard to believe that Sarah declined my date tonight. I guess it's another night with the friendly stranger.

by McPhatty April 28, 2006

Stearnsmeister

A ridiculously good looking pure uncontaminated male specimen from the Greek warrior and intellectual breed. Tends to screw things up beyond repair but somehow manages to fix things by flashing his beautiful smile and displaying his never ending love for Albanian "goodies". Can mostly be found at his "dads office" or the "gym" but somehow, miraculously, still manages to find time for love making. Has a small amount of baggage...aka wierd ex girlfriends, but we are certain that will be overcome once they realize that he's our baby daddy.
A guy which picks girls whom he knows will never talk to each other.
One whos backseat is his love machine, and enjoys spending quality time at Wal Mart.
One who shows no respect, breaks your heart, and considers you worthless if your initials aren't AK + or - an X.

"wow, that guy totally just stearnsmeisted me :("

"did you just see that guys package?!?"
"yup..hes a stearnsmeister"

"lets go to walmart"
"wow youre such a stearnsmeister"

"one is not a stearnsmeister unless one brings unthought of sexual satisfaction"

"wheres your man?"
"oh hes stearnsmeisting at the gym"
"i dont think so hunny, check (insert name of incrediblely good looking Albanian girl with nice jugs here)'s house"

"i love stearnsmeister"
"NO I DO"
"who the heck are you??"
"ugh, stearnsmeister's girlfriend"
"NO, i am stearnsmeister's girlfriend. ok? you dont even know him"
"i bet you he was just at walmart with me 10 minutes ago. you weirdo who wishes you're still going out with him"

"one is a stearnsmeister if one is everybody's baby daddy"

by Callshimbeast May 28, 2007

Post Stranger Con Depression

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019

Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual

by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018

double fisted stranger

while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

by geebsmonk May 22, 2009

politics make strange bedfellows

It means that both parties are gay and have flamingly gay sexual relations with eachother.

Yup they're all fudge pumping faggots!

by ball suckerz April 25, 2005