The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
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Get the ATS Drone Strike mug.O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.
The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.
The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.
The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.
The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.
“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”
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Get the That Gay Guy Across The Street mug.A metaphor for when you repeatedly struggle to do basic tasks. Can't find your keys and they are in your hand, opening doors into yourself, locking keys in your car, etc.
Man 1: "I can't find my glasses or my keys"
Man 2: "You are wearing your glasses and your keys in your hand"
Man 1: "Ya, I'm driving that struggle bus today"
Man 2: "You are wearing your glasses and your keys in your hand"
Man 1: "Ya, I'm driving that struggle bus today"
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Get the Stroobs mug.Term mainly used to describe black men who think women should submit to them while at the same time expecting the women to support them financially. They proceed to call the women "masculine" when they refuse to submit or ask them to get a job. They fail to provide and protect the women and children in their community as well as fail to keep black communities safe. They tend to prefer dating overweight white women claiming that they are more "submissive, generous and feminine" than black women while at the same time repeating history by leaving the white women single moms. They tell black women to "choose better" when they are abused or cheated on by their black boyfriend/husbands, but when these same black women date/marry white men they become infuriated. This is when the gas lighting toward black women begins and they take to social media to call them "bed wenches". They complain that black women are selling out and turning their backs on the black community, while at the same time praise other black men for dating non black women.
The term is used exchangeably with "three trash bag struggle dusty", "struggle bandit" or "remedial trash bag".
The term is used exchangeably with "three trash bag struggle dusty", "struggle bandit" or "remedial trash bag".
Shani: "Hey, girl. There was a struggle dusty that tried to hit on me when I was pumping gas at a gas station. He rode up on a bike and asked for my phone number. Then, asked me if I could give him $5 to clean the windshield of my Mercedes-Benz. I told him "no" and drove off."
Tatiana: (laughs) "Girl, you must have been suffocating from all the dust that was flying off of him."
Shani: "Right? Now, why would he think that I would lower my standards to be with a unemployed, remedial trash bag?"
Tatiana: "They must really think we are desperate. Their delusion is frightening."
Tatiana: (laughs) "Girl, you must have been suffocating from all the dust that was flying off of him."
Shani: "Right? Now, why would he think that I would lower my standards to be with a unemployed, remedial trash bag?"
Tatiana: "They must really think we are desperate. Their delusion is frightening."
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