To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
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Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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1b: to apply problem solving abilities and focus akin to the genius comic character Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, who is often very blunt and dismissive yet gets the job done.
1b: to apply problem solving abilities and focus akin to the genius comic character Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, who is often very blunt and dismissive yet gets the job done.
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