Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009

StatusBlank

Originally in Facebook.

The process of commenting on someone's status, by ignoring the status and posting a comment that is totally unconnected to the original topic in the hope of starting a different conversation entirely.

A StatusBlank can be anything that changes the discussion of someone's status immediately

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends comment: I've been on holiday too!

This is not a StausBlank, although it moves the conversation away from your holiday it is still in context.

an example of a great StatusBlank would be:

Your Status: Just back from Holiday was great!

Friends Comment: Oh my god i have just been burgled, was awful.

by Fabian2029 January 27, 2010

statuslessness

a complete status deficiency, usually on facebook.

I don't know what to make my status on facebook anymore, so I guess I'm going through statuslessness.

by italianmama April 25, 2010

Statusphobia

A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.

Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.

by Burrsketball May 6, 2010

status review

when people review movies in their facebook status

dude: did you see Kick Ass?

friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...

by chillchic11 May 10, 2010

statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

by rachdc1 January 11, 2011