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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!
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Simplet

"Dalton Dalton is a Simplet"
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simple juice

Simple juice is a southern Ohio term used fir an inbred back wood's folk that's not a fully non functional mentally challenged person, but a high functional mentally challenged person. These individuals can get state assistance without being institutionalized or hidden in the root cellar.
Damn it boy, why'd you do that? Your momma give you to much simple juice when you were a baby....DUMB ASS.
by Frothysasquatch January 9, 2025
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SimplePlanes

A game where u build planes, cars and other things. A sequel is coming soon which will add multiplayer.
SimplePlanes is due an upgrade as its age is showing.
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Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025
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Simplexity

A portmanteau of "simple" and "complexity".

It refers to a response or concept that appears incredibly simple on the surface, but implies a reality that is far more—perhaps infinitely—complicated. It describes the paradox where the only true answer to a question is a concise summary of a—possibly massive—interconnected web of factors.

Commonly found in psychology or deep philosophical debates where reductive answers (like "it's just biology") are incomplete, but the full truth is too intricate to explain in casual conversation.

Coined by Dr. Gerbz in 2025.
Example 1:
Person A: "Do I have trust issues because of my ex, or because my parents were distant?"
Person B: "It's a combination of both, plus your temperament, plus that one teacher you hated in 3rd grade... Sorry for the simplexity."
Person A: "It's okay, I guess the truth is usually messy."

Example 2:
"I hate when politicians give a simplexity to an economic crisis. Saying 'we need more jobs' is true, but it ignores the million moving parts required to make that happen."
by Dr. Gerbz November 22, 2025
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Simplify

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Hym "Let me simplify for you: You're a moron. Detain the person telling you not to come here and bring them to me. Make sure they are in cuffs so I know that it isn't a trap. And do it immediately. That's all you need to know. Any and all deliberation on the matter is meaningless as it's not going to affect what happens here. Quit stalling. Do the thing I said. That is as simple as it gets. Bring a chef's knife."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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