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C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.
Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

What the hell is wrong with you?”
by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025
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Simon-Booj

I love my dog Simon-Booj.
by Simon-Booj September 17, 2020
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Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
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Simon Tong

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!
by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022
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Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
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Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!
by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024
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En simon gunnar

Att Börja gråta av att bli ställd en fråga
Fabian gjorde en simon gunnar på spanskan
by poop man apa fishål September 18, 2020
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