Simon
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
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The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Šimonove mají pretttyy hugeeeee diiiiix
by Dominik Feri November 22, 2021
Get the Šimon mug.Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.
-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.
by simblu November 22, 2021
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