Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.

john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake

by handshakeman July 10, 2011

shake

to get into a fist fight.,1 on 1

Aint no thing to me we can shake real quick and settle it right now.

by joepellegreeno May 17, 2013

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012