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sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower 

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

sweet and pretty 

How you describe a girl who has amazing hair, sparkling eyes, and the best face. Most beautiful girl you know. If she gets a compliment about her beauty she will always return a compliment about how beautiful the person who complimented her is. Even if they are a fugly, fat loser. Makes you feel amazing and unable to stop smiling.
Girl 1(short and greasy hair, grandma glasses, and atrocious braces): I love your hair today it's super pretty when it's wavy.
Girl 2(long flowing hair, nice glasses, perfect teeth): Aww thanks! You are so cute and I love your glasses!
Girl 1(super big grin): Thank you so much! You are so sweet and pretty.

Sweet ass time 

Taking a really long time to do something, like tossing a salad of someone that's nervous or virginal.
She took her sweet ass time eating his sweet ass
Sweet ass time by TwitchBOOM July 19, 2018
Noun: A southern drink made with brewed black tea and water in the normal ratio but extra high sugar content; generally exceeding soda.
That fat landwhale and her sweet tea!

How sweet do you need something? Sweet tea is liquid sugar.

Fat people drink sweet tea.
Sweet Tea by Power Sprayer September 9, 2020

Sweet lawd have mercy 

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe
Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe

Sweet n' Sour Injector 

1. Any male of East Asian descent attempting to inseminate a woman. 2. Unprotected sex by East Asian male resulting in ejaculating into a woman's vagina. 3. Any East Asian male knowingly ejaculates into a woman's vagina to encourage impregnation.
Hey man I knocked up that White chick last night. I pulled a sweet n' sour injector.