Spicy Beesch

A sloppy blowjob done with hot sauce poured all over the male's dick for the female's pleasure.

It feels extra good to get a Spicy Beesch because when my girlfriend starts sucking, she gets even sloppier with her sucks.

by badbxiiii9seetherrtr? January 16, 2012

spicy farkle

1. Pole dancing on a square pillar while deep throating a remote control
2. A perfectly innocent dice game good for families

1. Wow, that stripper was really good at spicy farkle!

2. Wow, that little girl has really good luck with dice! I bet she always wins spicy farkle

by Lindz and RyRy December 24, 2013

Spicy Sister Test

(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.

This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.

"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."

by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014

spicy lucy

When you put hot sauce and mustard on your gigantic hairy balls and slap someone in the mouth with them.

"Hey you there, I'm gonna give you a spicy lucy!"

by Popcorn856 April 6, 2014

spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney May 1, 2014

spicy street taco

Noun.

new flavor of doritos jacked chips.

also act of eating partners ass with bottle of hotsauce for lube.

How do those new doritos taste?
like a spicy street taco...

by 1977backwards October 9, 2014

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014