Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009

Rance

He is fucking gay has no penis And sucks dick every night and has no nuts and likes me

Rance is gay and gay

by Rance winter May 31, 2020

Smiley Race

A race of smiley faces people. Those on msn that ONLY collect smiley faces emoticons are racist to the rest of the emoticons, such as the LOL emoticon, and the WTF emoticon. The smiley face race tends to be yellow, but may sometimes mutate to an odd shade of blue. They too, are people. We must treat them all with respect because they DO exist.

●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST         RACE        
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:

by Diem Anh August 8, 2009

racecar zing

A more powerful version of a zing. A racecar zing occurs when one is zinged in such a harsh manner that multiple zings are required. The resulting sound is somewhat similar to racecars passing on a racetrack at a high rate of speed.

Tom: zingzingzing!
Leroy: Oh man, I just got racecar zinged!

by asudude April 3, 2007

Raceneck

A person who is a complete redneck/racist. Usually has a confederate flag somewhere on their property and acts completely stupid to seem even more trashy.

Dude that guy over in the big truck is a complete Raceneck, look at the horns on his truck.

by Progo February 3, 2010

Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

by AeroEng July 10, 2010

Race head

Getting head from your passenger while you are driving your vehicle in a race

Dude, I got race head on the drag strip last night!

by Lotus220 October 13, 2014