Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss

"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 05, 2021

Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.

"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."

by Cullen johnson March 09, 2005

Winnie The Puss

A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.

The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss

by KingFlounder587 June 24, 2024

F-airy Puss

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.

hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!

by melkizzzle July 06, 2009

Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.

Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!

by Whiskeychadsss January 07, 2018

Puss-a-celiac

A person who loves watching pimples getting popped.

John: Hey Steve, did you see that video of the redneck American getting his back cyst popped? It really got me off, I’m such a Puss-a-celciac

Steve: Oo yeah I love that shit, I cracked a chubby instantly, I’m a Puss-a-celiac

by Joeeee33eeyyy June 09, 2018

Phat puss puss

When your girls pussy gets swollen from fucking her right in the pussy.

Justin: bro my girls got a phat puss puss rn
Me: did I ask fucktard?
Justin: yea I fucked her right in the pussy

by Justin is cracked January 19, 2021