Purple Schlong

The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up

"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"

by A Furry August 19, 2009

Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.

Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate

by RobJob April 28, 2006

Snazzy Purple

A type of drink that consists of a tequila shot chased by pineapple juice.

Andrea: What kind of drink is that?
AK: It's tequila chased with pineapple juice.
Andrea: But what is it called?
AK: It's a snazzy purple.

by hemmingways41509 April 24, 2009

Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

by ATonOfClay September 14, 2006

purple vagina

lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started

Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced

by Eliana June 4, 2005

Purple pickle

A thing in your pants you show to girls

Wanna see my purple pickle

by Siri is GAY April 15, 2019

Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 13, 2007