punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Puncheon

The finest rum in the caribbean. Mainly drank by Trini's, and by those who enjoy liming and looking for a good time. It's not less than 75% alcohol, so you could literally get fucked up.

Man: Eh Gyal bring d puncheon!
Man #2: Yeh man pass rum, pass rum!

by JCSang October 20, 2008

punch on

To initiate a fight by throwing the first punch.

"I think that guy was about to punch on!"

by iSkawt June 16, 2008

Dung-puncher

Slang for a gay man.

"Dude, I had a great time last night, until the club was invaded by a bunch of dung-punchers."

by Thor9 September 15, 2006

punctuicon

From "punctuation emoticon": A smiley used in addition to or instead of traditional punctuation, intended to introduce extra meaning on top of the literal meaning of the sentence in a nonverbal manner.

I told Mike online that he should go DIAF, but I ended my IM with a smiley punctuicon so he wouldn't think I was really that mad at him:

"Go DIAF Mike:)"

by MatthiasFW June 5, 2007

punctual-pooper

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!

Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.

by mrlambo March 5, 2012

puncture fuck

The act of hitting someone with a sharp object, preferably a wooden plank with a nail sticking out of it, and then proceeding to have intercourse with the puncture wound.

I heard Chase is into that kinky puncture fuck shit.

by MixtapeN8 February 27, 2018