pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Pube-B-Gone

A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.

hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.

by Originator22 July 9, 2010

Pubdick

An excessive amount of male arousal caused by a late night at a bar full of hawt babes.

Girl 1: That guy you were just grinding on TOTTALY had some major Pubdick goin on..."
Girl 2: Yeah...I could feel it.

by Belanjela May 22, 2010

Puberang

A thick, curly hair from a person's genitalia that refuses to leave one's finger on shaking and is often bemoaned by toilet cleaners

I spent an extra 10mins cleaning the restroom lastnight due to an outbreak of Puberangs

by Party Weazel August 10, 2010

Pubeameter

Slightly shorter then a hair on the measurement scale.
Somewhere between a whisker and a Red Cunt Hair (RCH).

The Baseball was hit foul by a pubeameter.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010

Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.

Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.

by Whiteclothy November 7, 2010

pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.

john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber

by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011