Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Pre session nerves

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session

What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.

by Lembob01 August 10, 2017

Pre-Morti-Literati

Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list

My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list

by Joanne Christenson June 14, 2013

pre party wank

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010

pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.

"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"

by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017

pre match hype

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!

Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021