by Dan Sikorski September 05, 2006
by Lembob01 August 10, 2017
A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009
That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.
What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?
by Ks1994 March 06, 2012
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle March 27, 2011
A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."
"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."
"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."
"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010
by Mdgriff August 18, 2014