Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
by Dan Sikorski September 05, 2006
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Pre session nerves

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session
What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.
by Lembob01 August 10, 2017
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Pre-Fired

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009
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pre-pee

That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.
What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?
by Ks1994 March 06, 2012
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pre party wank

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle March 27, 2011
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Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010
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Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
by Mdgriff August 18, 2014
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