porn blocker

the worst thing ever in the history of school. EVER!

"Hey Tod how is it in Canada?"

"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"

"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"

"School, of corse."

"Why school, Tod?"

"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"

TOD HAS SINGED OUT.

by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008

porn flip

when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno

jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

Porn phone

Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.

Jimmy, Is that your porn phone in the bathroom cabinet?

by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019

Nerd Porn

Any science related media including magazines and television on the topics of math, physics, geology, cosmology etc that excites a self described nerd.

I was watching the science channel and my girlfriend accused me of wanting to look at Nerd Porn instead of her.

by Coyote628 September 6, 2013

roblox porn

roblox is something that small children watch because they are fucking weird. Its basicly some pixels bumping into each other.

"wow that little kid sure does watch a lot of roblox porn"

by ILoveChildren69 September 24, 2019

Snail porn

Accual printed pornographic magazines.

"Damn! My internet is down. I'm going to have to get some snail porn!"

by Nottius Maximus December 17, 2008

Porn fidelity

A vow taken by a pornstar, that when she gets married, she will only do porn scenes with her hubby, usually a male pornstar too, and not with another dude.

"While Jenna Jameson was married to Justin Sterling, she never fucked another guy in front of the camera"

"Dude! That what I would call porn fidelity"

by Rosifaulds September 11, 2009