happy pills

ecstasy... a drug that makes your heart rate speed up and you feel all excited and crazy... then you drop dead.

I don't buy happy pills at your average drugstore.

by pyrotechnik May 19, 2005

polish milk

A mass of marijuana smoke pulled into a bottle via the creation of a vacuum (the bottle is often referred to as the polish cow) that yields a tremendous burst of THC to the lungs with a relatively little amount of bud. Underground vernacular in Chicago, originated by a group of UIC students. Similar to shotgunning, but with little to no waste of smoke.

One bottle of polish milk and I was knocked on my ass for hours!

by God's Debris December 10, 2008

Polish Doorknob

To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."

by Goochmaestro July 4, 2012

Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Polish Boxing

V. Covering your face with your left hand and putting your right hand through the triangle created by your left arm, engaging another (similarly handicapped) person in hand to hand combat with your right fist.

We shall settle this dispute through Polish Boxing!

by Bill Billingsly March 2, 2008

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.

I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!

by moonpolysoft October 19, 2009