Bitch please

To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy

Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please

by swgmaster97 March 19, 2012

Please and Thank You

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.

"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.

by MaggieG February 27, 2017

please

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

Oscar Meyer Pleaser

A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.

Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.

by Thinkie Tankie October 7, 2006

I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.

Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."

by Manasama October 13, 2014

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Please

Often used in replace of ok or aint it

Janice: That hoe dont want it !
Jhania: Please!

by Jakia James April 3, 2011