fuckeroni pizza

when you cum on a pizza bread so your cum chunks look like mozzarella, your wife spreads her period blood all over the pizza and you put little pepperoni over the cum chunks. then your wife queefs on the pizza and you shove it up her pussy as you repeatedly stick your hard dick in an out of her tight pussy. get your daughter involved too

dude i had some fuckeroni pizza last night
Dude: That's fucking nasty cum shit

by fuckmeintheassandcum November 23, 2015

hot pizza

When you go to Little Ceasers and order a "Hot n' Ready" pizza. Then the guy behind the counter grabs the counter and slowly does a handstand. He then wraps his legs around your head and shits Diarrhea all over your head and face. Then when he's done serving you he kindly ask's if you want breadsticks with that

Joel: Mike what the fuck happened to you!!!!!!
Mike Pollock: I went to Little Ceasers to order a Hot Pizza and I guess the menu changed

by Mik6 April 19, 2005

Pineapple on pizza

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time

Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

by I like pineapple on pizza July 13, 2020

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

pizza back

Like pizza face. But in reference to ones back.

That guy has a serious pizza back!

by Sakaido March 29, 2007

pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.

I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.

by jewdy7 October 12, 2008

pizza swipe

when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught

Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count

by meatoraffelsam April 13, 2009