Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats
Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet
by Cherry picker August 26, 2019
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peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick
Where you just Peter hawking me bro?
by madddmax August 07, 2015
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peter oxlee

a ranging ranga who identifies as a sexual frustrated toaster.
" i saw an oxlee the other day"
" like a peter oxlee?"
" yeah it was pretty rough."
"not as rough as my dick"
" ay cunt"
by xSexybean123x September 29, 2016
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Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.
Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!
by LawlSavannahLawl February 20, 2009
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Peter Brunner

Peter Brunner is a capping computer sciene teacher that teaches the kids at the BBZW. Peter Brunner is really capping and he has drip.
"Peter Brunner is not telling the truth right now."
by Urs Nussbaumer January 21, 2021
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Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!
Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬
by Gay_simps4peters February 03, 2023
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Peter Hat

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 09, 2014
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