Crabby Patty

A female with crabs or with a nasty pussy has a Crabby Patty.

Daaaaamnnn!!!! you hear bout monica? she got that Crabby Patty.

by Cut Throat Boyz November 16, 2005

Pattywhack

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.

Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.

by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007

meat patty

Nickname for any large, creepy, male teachers.

Meat Patty says he wants to play with teeth!!!

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

pansy ass bitch

man who act like a female (complete wanker)

"pansy ass bitches read the dictionary"

by fo shizzle me nizzle July 12, 2003

Patey

Someone who uses acronyms a lot.

They may misuse said acronyms.

The Patey, despite all this, is a very funny person.

'Geez man, what's with all the lol'ing and lmfao'ing? You are such a Patey.'

'You're so funny, you're a Patey dude'

'Hey, your acronyms are being used inappropriately. Stop being such a Patey- Its just not cool.'

by Therealashes June 25, 2009

Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012