by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.
"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"
by The JBZ September 21, 2022
by stevington_ May 30, 2024
Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.
by LordJenal August 09, 2024
A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.
by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022
During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 09, 2021
When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.
by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022