Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.
Jimmy is a real friend to me
by Love your friends October 8, 2019
Get the Real friendmug. by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020
Get the Real Friendsmug. 
by Sevoguy November 2, 2019
Get the code realmug. When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013
Get the Real Spidermanmug. A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
by Avon128 December 28, 2020
Get the Not-real-sexualmug. by ilovemymannnn September 24, 2023
Get the real spielmug.