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dead pool

A bet on which celebrities or public figures will die during a given period of time.

All participants agree on the amount to bet and choose 10, 15, or 20 famous people for their individual list. Duplicates are allowed, as long as each list is not exactly the same.

The person who guesses the most deaths during the time period wins the entire pool. In the case of a tie, the dead pool may continue for another month or more in hopes of a tie-breaker, or the winners may split the proceeds.

Most dead pools begin on January 1st and finish on December 31 of the same year.
Three weeks into the new year and I've already marked a celeb and an athlete off on my dead pool.
by WhatDivaWants February 14, 2012
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anarchy's dead

a total meaningless phrase that some way-rights use to mock said punks granted many do not have any idea what it is.
Jock: You fucking emo bitch anarchy would never work.

Anarchist: Why wouldn't it work?

Jock:Because it means Chaos

Anarchist: AHAHAHAHAHA what a total ignorant fool you are. Anarchy isnt abscence of laws, its the total non need for said laws. It would be the entire world growing up in a manner of speaking because the world would have some responsibility to make the right choices.

Jock: Yea well...Anarchy's Dead!!!

Anarchist:.....What a prick.
by Nige G December 11, 2008
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dead conversation

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.
I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.
by red-headed bombshell March 3, 2011
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Dead Lefty

When a right handed man places his left hand under his own ass, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.
Since I haven't been laid in a while, I figured, fuck it I'll give myself a dead lefty.

I gave myself a dead lefty last night.
by Miles Boomonte April 19, 2010
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dead chat

An effect that occurs when a system used for communication between members of a social platform named, mostly Discord, loses its life due to no messages in a certain amount of time
*no one types anything for 1 hour*
someone: dead chat
by IAmSum April 27, 2021
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dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.
"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"
by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012
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typing of the dead

A spin-off version of the video game, House of the Dead. Instead of using the traditional gun to shoot zombies, you are to use a keyboard to help practice your WPM (words per minute).

This version removes most of the scary elements, and replaced it with humor. (The main characters carry a Dreamcast on their back). Zombies throw spatulas instead of axes.
Newbie Gamer: I need to learn how to type because I suck.
Shop Employee: Assuming you play games, why don't you try the "Typing of the Dead?" Guarenteed to help you type faster and tear zombie ass at the same time!
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
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