by tjtjjtjtjtjtjo November 19, 2010
The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.
by Boozher August 02, 2011
One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.
"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."
"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...
"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
"Swag."
"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...
"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011
Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl
Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.
Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.
by NicKotine09 February 20, 2010
adjective - 1. someone who may THINK they have swag when really its the complete opposite.
2. the lack of swag; one who is lacking in the are of overall self confidence and as a result, comes off as awkward and not as smooth as one would assume
2. the lack of swag; one who is lacking in the are of overall self confidence and as a result, comes off as awkward and not as smooth as one would assume
"WOW, look at jeff when he runs, it looks like he's swatting flies. Homeboy has negative swag" " Can you tell me how Chris is 6'3, his feet came from under him, and he fell flat on his face with no one touching. Chris monoghan has negative swag.
by blackkmagic19 January 29, 2009
by Ed Rosenthall January 13, 2008
to brag with your buttocks; to walk confidently with your ass in da air; a type of boastful or arrogant booty attitude; when a girl got back, she probably has booty swag.
"Jen brought all the boys to the yard with her booty swag."
"Damn Jimmy, check out her booty swag!"
"Her booty swag convinced him to buy her a drink."
"Damn Jimmy, check out her booty swag!"
"Her booty swag convinced him to buy her a drink."
by emve December 10, 2009