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Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021
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florida pinata

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!
by Dynamopa April 15, 2019
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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.
Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.
by DaBearsss July 12, 2017
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Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
by Jay Nay October 20, 2014
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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
by Agro_smack November 13, 2019
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