Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
by Dynamopa April 15, 2019

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.
That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.
by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020

Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.
I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.
by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015
