feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?

My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.

by Reactosé June 4, 2017

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

country music chaser

An attention whore who will do anything for attention from a country music singer. Constantly tweeting them is one of their habits. They go after anyone who is a country singer because they feel that it makes them better than the rest. They will do anything to be able to take pictures with them and try to show the world they have "connections" or that they're important.

Kelly is a country music chaser. She dated Brantley now she's dating Jon

by Enh1414 August 18, 2014

country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on

Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear

by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019

country-ish spectrum

a scale of 1 –10 that is used to define how ‘country’ or rural an object, person, or thing is. 10 being the most country.

Being apart of the FFA is a 10 on the country-ish spectrum

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015