grease meister

A person who doesn’t wash their hair for long periods of town

jeez that spratt guy is such a grease meister

by seanspratt February 7, 2020

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.

(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"

by Definitioner3000 January 24, 2024

Go go grease

A slang term for lubricant

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored

by Skutner May 10, 2009

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

grease slinger

A dishwasher who specalizes in cleaning grease

Guy 1, "Who is gonna clean all these bacon trays?"
Guy 2, "Jeff will, he's a grease slinger."

by LSDVoltagePCP June 4, 2017