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by benzxp January 27, 2021
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Nakedity

The expressed euphoria of roaming the grounds of your favorite nude venue, which for most is the grand barn, unashamed, proud and free.

A euphoric state achieved by exposure to the healing rays of the sun on bodies released from the strictures of clothing.

Gleeful state of freedom expressed by the removal of ones clothes in a social environment.
Jake sprung back to life once his nakedity was realized.

Nakedity has been known to imediately release stress and anxiety.

Though seemingly opposite in the textile world, nakedity soon made them realize their sameness.
by MrVisions April 4, 2011
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Spiritual Nakedness

the state of ridding oneself of all racial thoughts, hate, and emotional tension; being open to new thoughts and ideas; open to change.
If it wasn't for spiritual nakedness I would never have agreed to let a jew join us.
by Pat Andrew Thompson October 20, 2009
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay
Remember kids, be NAKED!”
by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020
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Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017
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Naked

The action or state of being without, or lacking clothing. Usually showing bodily parts considered private, ie: Booty VaginaPenisBoobs. Women can use this state to control men or be in a state of embarrassment enf.
I watched as my girlfriend got completely naked in the shower.
I blushed as my classmates saw my naked ass.
by Johan Regus June 10, 2018
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