Mud Puddle

When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.

Graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.

by colinJGR December 15, 2011

Mud Flaps

When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.

"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Mud Flaps

A gay persons balls

Check out the mud flaps on him

by Mlcar188 February 4, 2014

mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.

"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"

by lgbitchassholecuntfaggotslut August 8, 2013

mud pole

A white man's penis, used to penetrate a black woman's pussy or asshole. Derrogatory term used to disparage a desperate white man or loser. A nigger lover.

Herman was hangin' out on the south side last night with Shaneequa. The fuckin' mud pole!

by jdog1096 November 10, 2006

Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017