mingo dick

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.

Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”

by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

Mingdi

Mingdi is the nicest person you’ll ever meet. He is adventurous, loves playing Mario cart, and is a great cook! He’s always there for you and even though he loves jokes about DEEZ NUTS, he’s a real charmer, don’t lose a Mingdi! He lives for the night life, and absolutely loves eating your food or snacks! Don’t forget, a Mingdi will always be up for anything!

Person 1: “Yo is that a Mingdi?”
Person 2: “OMG yeah man! Hide your snacks and your girl!”

by NFisALegend November 21, 2021

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

Mingi Conflict

When you get a member photocard that you don't collect in your album, but you feel too attached to that member, so you can't post him for trade or for sale.

"Are you in a Mingi Conflict? Well, we DON'T have the answer, but we do have a name for the problem, so basically half of the problem is solved!"

by Moni25 December 8, 2021

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

mingdi

Mingdi is my husband so if you take him I will find you and kill you. He is the second most amazing person of all time and should be reserved for the most amazing person - which is me

Oh mingdi? Yeah mingdi belongs to someone else

by oilwood January 28, 2023

Mingeing

The act of purposefully not taking a video game seriously. For example, griefing, team-killing, rushing, and otherwise being annoying on purpose.

"kick this guy, he keeps mingeing."

by Undetermined Gaming August 28, 2023