Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Matthew Doyle

Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.

Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!

by h= January 09, 2021

Matthew Rudy

He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.

Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?

Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat

by tsuma January 05, 2021

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 02, 2020

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 08, 2019

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020

matthew ridd

A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.

Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!

by closetothebone November 07, 2017