Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010

the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.

"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"

by EdtleScars September 4, 2017

matt cline

Annoying

Wow that song is Matt cline

by kabizzleinthehouse November 20, 2017

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022

Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

Matt Huber

The guy you dont want to give your pfp

but i dont want to matt huber

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020