Internet Loner

One who spends way to much time on the internet chatting or doing other miscilleanos activities.

Jake is such an internet loner, he has no real friends except those other Internet loners online.

by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

Loser

Anyone who likes 5 Seconds of Summer or One Direction

Me: All of you fangirls are losers because 5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction make horrible sounds that the world calls music

by EmoMusicRules June 2, 2016

total loser

See Knyx or geek or moron.

Dude, quit acting like a Knyx.

by Zophar November 20, 2004

loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 12, 2009

Tighty Whitie Loser

"An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!"

wow your an idiot, i wear "tightie whities" all the time and noone else sais that, theres at least 5 other dudes who do too in my gym class (grade 9)

Nate is a tightie whitie loser for not knowing anything.

by John Tomory July 7, 2005

lojek'in

The act of masturbating in the corner of a room while your friend is having sex in the same room.

I can't believe Steve was lojek'in while Chris was having sex in the same room.

by SkiSauce January 11, 2014

Loser

Someone who plans to lose, who goes after the hot chicks, who tries to shoot as high as possible even if it makes no sense, even if it's so damn illogical that it's idiotic.

Caused by

Lack of friends, lack of inclusion in games, being a dickbag when you are included, being a dickbag to your friends when you get them, not appreciating people for whats inside, only wanting the pretty friends, the handsome friends, the hot chick or the hot guy.

Narcissism...

You don't want to admit your hopelessness,

If you want to know something you idiots...

Be yourself, don't give a shit, don't worry so much, be a nice person, be a dickbag, but don't choose.

When you choose, you choose shitty options, let life go where it's going.

"Pretty men/women won't even talk to me, I talk to them, I'm just not confident enough, I'm just not rich enough, I'm just not the best guy/girl out there, but I'm not a loser. I'm not going to go after less attractive people, I'm not as sad and pathetic as they are, those boring ugly piles of shit. I'm not a loser, I'm okay being miserable, at least I'm not them, with their ugly smiling friends, and ugly drinking game, I'm fine over here. With my phone."

by I like your style! October 9, 2016