Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
by Canadavey May 05, 2007
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log cutter

I think it references the female clitoris. Please comment, we are guessing but thought someone would know... I know cutter meaning fine phat ass, but the log part threw us off..
The expression was "how about no and how about you lick my log cutter."
by Sezzy October 11, 2013
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log cabin

A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
by Splurge24 August 19, 2008
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nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log
That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.
by Josh April 06, 2005
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Yum Yum Log

A Yum Yum Log is the tree trunk of a large fallen tree which is used in logging sessions in wooded areas.
There are many Yum Yum Logs in the woods for you to show off dat booty.
by Wordlink May 24, 2019
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Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)
by Lee Hughes October 06, 2008
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California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.
After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.
by smothers-brothers May 31, 2012
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