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John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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cross-list

To list products on multiple online marketplaces.
I cross-listed my leather jacket on two websites. It sold on both. Now I'm on the hook because in reality I only have one jacket!
by vintagehummingbird October 28, 2025
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Lark List

The act of being on a sort ofhitlist
I’m gonna put you on the Lark List bro
by anonymous November 14, 2025
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A list celebrity

Common word used in European households
by GermaniumL November 17, 2025
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meme list

a list that me and my friend have been working on for at least a year. this list/s are where the words that I post in the urban dictionary come from.
The meme lists have been around since the declaration of independence.
by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025
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your going on the list

when you hear this yk you fucked up. this can lead to being touched or rape. when you hear this phrase, get an unregistered firearm immediately.
by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024
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rape list

a list of people you want to rape soooo bad
shut up or im putting yo ass on the rape list
by tonsilla February 16, 2024
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