True Life

A popular show on MTV airing since 1998.It documents people between the ages of 16-28 with strange situations.The most popular episodes have been I have drug/alcohol issues,I'm getting married,or I'm moving to Las Vegas/New York/LA.

Jeff:Did you see that crazy ass Dominican Chick on True Life?
David:Hell Yeah,That bitch was crazy!!

by David079 May 14, 2008

lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.

Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology

by C-Mills April 13, 2007

Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.

"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

lifelong

lifelong plays on a mac got masters with 2,500 rating. Super ez and not good at minecraft he loves raping black kids especially ones under 10 years of age its ok though because lifelong is only 15 years old! and he loves his cheeseburgers!! and he loves flushing brown people down the toilet people may call that his hobby!

lifelong: LOL UR SO FUCKING EZ KID KYS COON ASS NIGGA
MrCreepyPlayz: Why u so mean to me :(
lifelong: CUZ UR FUCKING EZ ADOPTED COON END UR LIFE

by EZKIDLOL December 30, 2018

grab life by the clit

A common American colloquial phrase, in which one person suggests to or urges on another person(s) that they should do something. Sometimes this advice is giving to get the person(s) to commit to doing sometime dangerous or outside the persons' norms.

The phrase was originally coined in 1995 by life coach & professional actor, Martin Lawrence on the extremely popular television program "Martin". This was the episode that Corey Haim was a special guest star.

Damn Gina, sometimes you just gotta grab life by the clit and enjoy yourself, just like Corey Haim does all the time.
-Martin Lawrence

by jackthegiantkiller March 20, 2010

your life

a failure

your life is a failure

by mikasa is a bitch June 15, 2017

life

The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004