lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Lazy Oma

A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)

Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.

by Yoyoyoyo Ma August 5, 2022

Lazy

Lexi

Lexi was too lazy to take her jumper off so turned the A/C on.

by Llamagalama January 26, 2023

Lazy

Jordan

"Jordan is lazy"

by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018

Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021