Danth's law 

Apparently this term originated from a website called RPG.net and from a user that is now banned, Danth. Danth claimed to have won a forum argument, and someone else later said in that forum that, "If you have to insist that you have won an internet argument, you probably haven't."

"I totally won this forum argument-"
"I invoke Danth's law, biatch!"
":("

Danth's law by Press X To Bonetown March 3, 2015

Rule of Law 

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office

The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.

Rule of Law by Don Mashak-The Cynical Patriot May 9, 2019

Barlow's Law 

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

Barlow's Law by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Harding's Law 

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

Harding's Law by jstarlen January 2, 2020

Malone's Law 

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

Malone's Law by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.

Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"

ideal ass law by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021

Meat Canyon's Law 

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.

Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.

Meat Canyon's Law by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021