A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your mother.
2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".
3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.
4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.
Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.
2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".
3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.
4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.
Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.
1. Yeah I was taking care of myself when mom walked in on me, I was so larbyed.
2. What? You mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.
3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the new porn.
2. What? You mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.
3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the new porn.
by meschievo March 1, 2005
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Another term like "yolo" or "thuglife"
Another term like "yolo" or "thuglife"
by LarryLiver08 August 20, 2012
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by PRfromUNIS April 22, 2019
Get the Lara mug.there is no such thing as a larrybait y'all anti's are just mad that larries keep winning so y'all make up this abstract concept of larrybaiting. two gay men won't queerbait or larrybait, wanna know why ? because they're successful and they're gay. once again, louis william tomlinson and harry edward styles are gay, antis can go cry about it. happy pride.
pissed off anti: *louis tweets* omfg he's only popular bc of the larrybait ew
larries, some intellectuals: you have 10 seconds to delete this tweet, don't embarrass yourself
larries, some intellectuals: you have 10 seconds to delete this tweet, don't embarrass yourself
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Larry Taylor once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Larry roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Larry Taylor.
Larry Taylor does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Larry Taylor.
Larry Taylor does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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