plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

by Fun12388 March 18, 2024

seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

by bussintok February 18, 2025

Fatty Lard Boy

Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby

My friend Jackson is a Fatty Lard Boy

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

HECK NO LAID

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)

Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID

by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

OSoma bin lardean

He has a son called Adam and he has been hiding from him and the government since 2001

The world champion of hide and seek is OSoma bin lardean

by Kettamean December 4, 2021