low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!

by Heyitskk August 13, 2017

Low Key Dead

The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.

After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".

by Chadder May 9, 2017

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.

by labusha January 18, 2020

digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010