Joeying

Verb:

The act of Joeying is a 4 step process:

Step 1: Fill bathtub with orbeezs

Step 2: Fill Rubber Gloves with said Orbeez (from step 1)

Step 3: Tie off rubber gloves, Glue on Googly eyes to the Outside of the glove

Step 4: place your new creation in random places around your city, to cause confusion and possibly incite Violence.
Sean: why is Joseph in Jail?

Nathan: He got caught Joeying the Taco Bell again.
Sean: Ah.
by N8 A December 19, 2022
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some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
by Mario51309 April 05, 2022
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joey blaze

The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Awesome beard and HUGE balls.
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze
by Joey Blaze November 26, 2021
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Pulling a Joey

When during a conversation, someone interjects with a comment that is off topic, and often nonsensical, or illogical.
Example of Joey pulling a Joey:

Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."
by jackson viveiros January 12, 2019
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Pulling a Joey

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.
"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."
by Rhomtein July 26, 2017
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Joey alien

The alien that started it all
Joey alien is amazing
by Joey alien May 03, 2022
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Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
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