Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.

I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

by Drinking Tom May 30, 2015

circle jerk

Invite friends around to jerk each of in a circle( because your all virgins)"average" thing that "average" friends do am I right;)

Wanna come round to my circle jerk session bro

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies

"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"

by spenzarrr September 2, 2009

accidental jerk

someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.

I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.

by oatmeal157 February 26, 2009

Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.

Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”

by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022

Jerk-baby

The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.

That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!

by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005

Jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 11, 2008