Jackson prehn

Most handsome guy around town. Big ol wiener and the most lethal smile that will turn you to stone. Jackson always is so fun and knows how to have a good time he also lives good and doesn’t listen to anyone because everyone else is inferior.

Girl 1)-oh who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.

Jackson)-ong

by Bobsaggot69 January 24, 2023

Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel

Fuck Jackson Math

by JacksonScience October 12, 2021

Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan

The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.

by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018

Jackson B.

A college trombone player who is sassy as hell and only comes to help the marching band 5 days out of the season. He wear basketball player socks and always has his tip of the toe on the turf.

Sarah: Dang is that Jackson B.?
Me: Yea, he's gonna make us do so much running:(

by Flutie flute potato November 12, 2021

rainbow jackson

Rainbow Jackson is the most beautiful lightskin girl in the world though she doesn’t know it many adore and look up to her. She plays very hard to get and you can never tell if she actually likes you or not but if she does then you’re lucky.

Did you see Rainbow Jackson today?!

by Ifuckedallyourmoms November 30, 2017

Jerry Jackson

Jerry Jackson is a cultured animated comedy created by David Firth (Creator of Salad Fingers). In Jerry Jackson, you are taught the ways of the Gods in episodes such as religion. You follow when Linkin Park came to his house and when he taught the audience about racism.

suk my dik nobeye ~jerry jackson
Or
you are the god jerry

jerry of the jacksons

by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021

Jackson Tucker

His marge loves woemen. He loves his marge. Its a difficult relationship.

Jackson: i love u mum
Mum: I love woeomen
JAckson: Ive been jackson tuckered

by aznee346 January 6, 2021