j lo

a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood
by get her out of the spotlight August 02, 2003
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J-BOMB

A Jiz bomb, a few ml of clearish, white liquid which excretes from the penis after after playing with your self or a friend
When your bored and feel like taking a shower, 'while Im at ill also go drop a J-BOMB'
by Cademcnade June 02, 2009
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j-dub

damn the j-dubs are coming up the driveway again
by andy O Dady September 23, 2006
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J-rock

Japanese Rock. Most of the lyrics in this genre is very poetic (sometimes doesn't make sense, but you'll get it if you read the lyrics with thought).
Person who doesn't understand J-Rock: They suck because they sound awful and they steal stuff from American Rock.

Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.
by Tsukasa134 February 22, 2006
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J-White

A legendary kid that lives in da bridge, who is the originator of the term Cocksmoking. He models his life after the book The Outsiders, and occasionally screams "Do it for Jonny man!". He supposedly lives with a sister in da bridge, who is the creepiest person you will ever see. He is also cousin to a man made of steel, who is unbreakable. J-White is a druggie, and a parent-to-be. He is also in a band allegedly named "18 inches of pain". J-White sightings are extremely rare. Recent sightings describe him as looking "Frankenstien-ish". Calling someone J-White is generally used satirically to describe a druggie.
Christian: Wow, you see that kid over there?
Raffy: Man, what a druggie, he's so burnt.
Tyler: Dude! I think that's J-White!
by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008
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J-Rod

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.
by Sweaty Bear December 01, 2009
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J-Swag

Item of clothing or an accessory that relates to Jesus or God. Swag that relates to Jesus.
That diamond encrusted W.W.J.D. bracelet is some legit J-Swag.
by Rampage W. September 14, 2010
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