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Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.
“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”
by agent 0013 June 9, 2024
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Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female
Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.
by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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midnight

1- 00:00 (zero o'clock).
2- The middle of the nighttime.
3- Transition from a day (period of 24 hours) to the next.
4- End of one day (period of 24 hours) and beginning of the next.
Midnight.
by Çuçunny July 19, 2025
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Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 4, 2023
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Midnighter

Someone who turns 21 at the club and can drink after that
We have a midnighter
by Journey2101 September 11, 2021
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