Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010

book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.

Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.

by sepaman October 9, 2013

book bogey

Name given to the sticky glue used to fix enclosed items within magazines or books. These contained items include CD's, DVD's, promotional leaflets or plastic sleeves.

I removed the enclosed disc that came with the magazine but the sticky book bogey still remained on the page.

by ThinkToy April 30, 2010

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011